By Glitch Hunter, Connoisseur of Controlled Chaos

An assortment of things found on the internet yesterday. Enjoy 🥃

1. Trump accuses Democrats of ‘seditious behavior, punishable by death,’ for urging military to ignore illegal orders

   • Source: NBC News
   • Link: https://archive.ph/DahFS
   • Summary: Democratic lawmakers speak directly to the military asking them to kindly not side with El Presidente de manos menudas and think of the children… I mean US citizens by ignoring orders to narc on their fellow Americans and possibly not pull another Kent State. Maybe.

2. WH Karoline Leavitt Refuses To Rule Out Death Penalty For Democrats Who Told Troops To Follow The Law

Stolen By Glitch Hunter, Connoisseur of Stolen Chaos

This content jumped out at me while rummaging around the latest doom and gloom rags. At some point the author seems to have lost their nerve and removed the post, which some basic digging brought it back from the ether.

Enjoy, I take no credit.

Trump: Lightning Rod & Whipping Boy For A Blatant Coup

Generally I have never bothered writing about nitty gritty straight political shit, however the events internally of the past two weeks in the USA, and the reaction I have observed to them despite the relatively obvious near and long term implications, is alarming enough that I’ll make an exception. This is not how I expected to break my 8 month writing hiatus - I had a nice long-form essay about the collapse of social structures back in the mental slow cooker after some test reads, what a fuckin’ debacle.

By Glitch Hunter, Connoisseur of Controlled Chaos

DIGITAL — I’ve seen many strange things in my career — sordid backroom deals, shameless profiteers masquerading as patriots, and the kind of bureaucratic lunacy that makes you wonder if the very soul of a nation is for sale. But nothing — nothing — prepares you for the wild fever dream that unfolded as Donald Trump’s tariff threats began rattling the maple-scented halls of Canadian commerce. In a nation famous for its politeness and poutine, a seismic shift was underway. Instead of a collective bout of national unity, a secret cabal of corporate fat cats started to grin like Cheshire cats, their eyes glinting with the promise of opportunity amid crisis.

By Glitch Hunter, Connoisseur of Controlled Chaos

By the time you’ve managed to light your third cigarette of the morning and sip some black coffee that tastes like industrial runoff, you’ll already be deep in the mire of a madman’s vision — a vision that has been tearing apart the old world and stitching together a grotesque tapestry of unchecked power, market lunacy, and techno-arrogance. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the unvarnished truth: Elon Musk is nothing less than the living, breathing embodiment of the ultra-rich’s wet dream — a degenerate messiah for a generation that’s traded in its soul for a glimmer of futuristic excess.

By Glitch Hunter, Connoisseur of Controlled Chaos

DIGITAL — In the cold, unfeeling skies above Washington, D.C., a tragedy unfolded that defies the very fabric of our understanding — a midair collision between an American Airlines jet and a U.S. Army helicopter, leaving a trail of devastation and heartbreak. Among the 60 souls aboard the ill-fated flight were members of the U.S. figure skating community: athletes, coaches, and family members who had dedicated their lives to the pursuit of grace and excellence on the ice. (ESPN)